Breaking - New York lets Pennsylvania out of time out after Lamb win.

New York told Pennsylvania tonight that it could "come out now" from time out with the likely special election win of Democrat Connor Lamb, over Republican Rick Saccone.  Trump won the district by 20 points in the fateful 2016 election where Pennsylvania played a part in the Republican upset that allowed a reality TV host to be the leader of the free world.

Since the election Pennsylvania had been in time out per New York rules.  However, with the special election New York felt that Pennsylvania had "learned it's lesson".   

Bagel deliveries to Pennsylvania are scheduled to resume tomorrow.  Trump is expected to take credit for bringing jobs back to bagel workers and simultaneously offending most New Yorkers with tweets by the afternoon.  

New York was quoted tonight as saying that "Wisconsin is still on thin ice, and don't even get me started about Michigan."

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