National Guard to Form Human Chain at Border; Red Rover Ensues.

President Trump has ordered the National Guard to begin protecting the Southern border of the United States, until funding for a wall can be obtained and built.  

For now, the National Guard has been instructed to form a human wall by linking arms.  Mexico has responded by amassing a large amount of professional "Red Rover" players in what is expected to be the largest game of Red Rover in the hemisphere.  

Red Rover is a children's game where one person tries to break through the other teams chain of children, who link hands or arms to form a strong barrier, and is wildly popular in elementary school yards.  

Mexican President Nieto put out a press release that read "If the American President insists on acting like a child, we will respond appropriately."

President Trump responded by sending a line of DEA agents to stand behind the National Guard and collect "bags of drugs" that the Red Rover players are "likely to throw over the wall of National Guardsmen".  

The team of Red Rover players are expected to start "sending a person over" as early as this weekend, and are fully expected to be prepared to clothesline the National Guardsmen if needed.

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