President Donald Trump has announced that he has hired crack criminal defense attorney Perry Mason to put to rest the "non-collusion" with Russia by him, and once again indicated that it was "Crooked Hillary and the Dems!!!"
Mason is expected too uncover the morally ugly or even illegal conduct of some of the witnesses or participants, thus complicating the moral and legal intrigue of the case. Eventually, some detail uncovered or remark made inside or outside the courtroom will give Mason the clue he needs to enter into the line of questioning that causes the surprise perpetrator, whether on the stand or not, to break down and confess to the crime and admit to the appalling truth of their motive.
After this he will explain to the rest of the team what gave him the clue he needed. After Mason explains, a humorous remark is expected.
Trump is reportedly not concerned that Perry Mason is a fictional character, or that the actor Raymond Burr passed away in 1993. He has full confidence in the hiring, and is expecting that Mason will have "fame and fortune" from being appointed as a lawyer to the President. Trump is also boosting that he is saving America money by paying Mason at figures acceptable in the 1960's when Perry Mason aired.
Episodes of the trial will begin this fall. Stay tuned Wednesday's at 9:00pm CST.
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