Vladmir Putin has won this seasons Russian Dancing with the Stars, a surprise to no one.
He pulled away from the other contenders with a stunning rendition of "Putin on the Ritz".
Some said his smooth moves "were to some extent unfair and undemocratic," as literally no one else had a chance to win.
Putin danced without a partner, as he needed no help to win, and has always been seen as a solo artist. Many of the other contenders even voted for Putin and admitted that they were weaker dancers. One even admitted that he always wore a shirt while riding horseback, and barely considered himself to even be Russian.
In a meeting with the losing candidates, Putin said Monday that Russia would strengthen its dancing posture, but emphasized the country would not start another "best arms" competition. Putin also vowed to tap his way through meetings with current Western leaders as a good will gesture.
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